you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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