We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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