They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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