I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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