Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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