OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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