We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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