I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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