you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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