About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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