Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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