Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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