when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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