Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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