Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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