So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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