White coat. Heels.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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