you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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