i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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