both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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