It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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