Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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