I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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