It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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