FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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