Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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