I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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