the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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