Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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