my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize