do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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