It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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