like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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