when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
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