If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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