You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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