What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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