at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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