I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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