good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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