Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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