i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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