: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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