I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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