Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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