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Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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