i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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