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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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