i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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