D3 body, D1 cock
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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